Dance at Shiamak's

First things first, I KNOW I SUCK AT DANCING..

Since IIMA results have came out, i've been literally free. There is nothing to do at all. No work (fortunately or unfortunately this time has coincided with my leisure days at office...thanks to ongoing recession), no study, no gym, no kids around...

Then started the google group of IIMA. Amidst lots of replies and threads flying around, one that caught my eye was the "those interested in dance" thread and replies therein. Our IIMA 2009-2011 batch has almost 15% girls. There were lots of queries from these kanyaein as to whether there is any dance club, are there dance performances held, any dance classes, etc etc. Going by the tuchhas (term for seniors at IIMA) replies, dance was a famous activity there.

Now my social life hasn't been a particularly successful one in terms of girlsssss...

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These two years of life at IIMA, probably my last as a student, were the last remaining hope of any social diffusion. So i was determined to use the dance forum at IIMA as a means to end my 25 years of vanvaas..

Hence the dance classes at Shiamak's. My beloved BD accompanies me to these classes. Somehow i can make BD accept anything and everything that i say. Bhulli and Mohan will remember the Rs.3000/- track-suit incident :) . I am writing this after having attended 3 classes and as i have already mentioned, i suck. And i am ok with it.

Lemme recall an episode from FRIENDS.."TOW all football"...All friends are playing american football. A Dutch girl is watching them. Joey and Chandler both eye her and their male hormones start going crazy. Chanlder tells Joey that he has just had a broken relationship and this girl might help him with getting over that. Joey replies,"Ohh..in that case you can have her". Chandler says,"I can have her..as if, if you don't allow me then i don't stand a chance". Joey replies," Yeahhhhhhh. But don't feel bad man. We all have our strengths. You are good with numbers and stuff"...

I know dancing is not my strength. I am ok with numbers and stuff. But that 5-foot 50 kg emaciated prick instructor of ours at the class was one son-of-a-bi***. Everytime he would look at me with a smile imprinted on his face saying,"Forget it pal." Add to that his usual comment,"Dude, bring some funk into you steps. It's looking more like aerobics and less like a dance".

Boy this was annoying. But in the FRIENDS episode, Chandler gives Joey the challenge as to who will get the girl. And guess what, Chandler wins and utters these immemorable words," Holland loves Chandler. Thank you Amsterdam. Good Night."

We still have 12 more classes. I am gonna get better and break the battisi of that prick instructor. Saala bahut hasta hai...