Venue: ISI, Delhi
Time: 8:30 in morning
Pre-interview scenes: I started filling out the form at 11 P.M. the night before the interview. I am a very efficient person (Bhulli will understand this...) Took me about two hours to fill it out. Was just not getting what to write in "descibe weaknesses that you identified in yourself as a student"...
Now this one was a toughie, especially for someone like me who just managed to get marks without studying (comment about me in my college souvenior book...haram khoron ko mere baare mein aur kuchh pata hi nahin tha). Poor in fundas. Pure non-tech guy. So should i write that four years of studying E&C engineering were just a drag for me. I had found my solace in computers in our hostel rooms watching movies. Or should i write that i never existed in the good/bad books of my teachers, since i never attended any class. So was never able to cultivate a student-teacher bond; a very important of student life.
Anyways, it's interview and you got to be at your polite and politically correct best. So i wrote some other vague answers. So this was till 1 A.M. Then i started arranging the folder showcasing my certificates. This was the most efforts that i had ever put in my life for "organizing" something. I used color coding on folder edges to seperate academic certificates, work ex, extra curriculars, CAT related etc. Wrote sub headers on each page. Got Bhulli to endorse my "organized creation"..Bhulli tell people about it...we worked hard on it man...
It took me 2 hours to do all this. I even created a index at front page from easy navigation through folder. This was 3 A.M in the morning.
Then i slept.
Got up at 5:30 to get ready for interview. Left house at 6:30 for New Delhi.
Case Study: Case was around a hard working brilliant project engineer Asutosh. He takes a leave for a week and during that period the contractor carrying out his instructions does wrong installation. Asutosh fnds out about this when he comes back and asks him to re-do teh work. Contractor does it and produces a bill for work. Asutosh refuses to sign teh bill saying that his ompany will not pay for it. Contractor is powerful. He handles other projects as well and Asutosh's managers feel that delaying his payment or refusing it might delay other projects. So they ask him to pass it. He is alos told that is he doesnt pass it, then his promotion and an upcoming foreign assignment might be in trouble. So Asutosh needs to decide?
We were given 30 minutes to think about the case. We were to write our analysis and give recommendations. Next 20 minutes were spent on case discussion. We were 7 people in the group. Nice discussion. Good points brought up. No fish market. I made useful contributions. Think i did pretty well. Group listened. Discussed my point for along time.
I checked out the bandi sitting on other side. Only girl in the group. Awesome voice. She blatantly rejected one of my suggestions. Then i didnt check her any more. She lost an admirer..and probably the only one...she really wasnt worth checking out...but then beggars are not chosers..aajkal mandi chal rahi hai... (Taran, Bhulli.. damn it guys..dont laugh)
Case study ended at 10 A.M. After that interviews started. All people were asked acads, irrespective of amount of work experience. I was prepared to face them too. I was called in last at around 1 P.M. after 3 hours.
Interview: hi-hellos.. have a seat.
Two interviewers: P1 and P2 and ME
P1: Anurag did you take CAT last year
ME: Yes Sir
P1: Did you appear for interviews
ME: No Sir. I didnt get through
P1: Ohhk. I though i had interiewed you last year also. Your face seems familiar
ME: (Thinking...Kumbh ka mela..mera bichda hua bhai shayad IIM mein hai... biceps pe tatoo...finally CAT prep has paid off... BHAI mein aa raha hun)
P2: Anurag, tell us what you do currently
ME: Sir.. and then i was cut short by P1
P1: Anurag, one thing. Your way of arranging folder is not very organized. All academic certificates are in one sheet. I should be able to just flip through them and not take them out of their place all at one time and then go through them.
ME: (realised he was right.. but i had spent two hours on that the previous night...Had it really organized.. I had color-coded them and built an index for crying out loud... Had hardly slept. Had waited for 3 hours before the interview..i wanted them to say a few words of appreciation before criticism..something like,"see Anurag, good work but...".... i wanted to cry...seriously)..Anyways, i said sorry..
P2: Anurag, tell us what you do currently
ME: Data analysis, leading team in international markets..blah blah..
P1: Anurag, why do you call your work data analysis and not statistical analysis. You use a lot of stats.
ME: We dont use statistics at all times. Some we just do data analysis without any stats.
P1: tell me one tool where you dont use statistics and still give analysis
ME: Thinking hard.. couldnt think one...(later realised EXCEL.. my bread and butter...Sleep deprivation..sleep deprivation...)
P1: What is difference between R Square and Adjusted RSquare
ME: blah blah..
This lasted for next few minutes. Went into details. Whether RSquare will increase with added variable or can it decrease..etc etc. Gave one answer wrong here. Told them that RSquare might increase or decrease with increasing variables. Later found out that it always increases.
P1: What is mutivariate regression
ME..Blah blah
P1: What is a poison distribution?
ME: Dont know sir
P1: Difference between a binomial and normal distribution. Any relation between them?
ME: blah blah
P1: Examples where is binomial distribution used?
ME: Coin toss, Resonse as yes or no, 1 or 0 etc
P1: What is residual error?
ME: blah blah
P1: Anurag you use a lot of statistical techniques. HAve you heard of AREMA?
ME: Yes sir, i have heard of AREMA
P1: Can you explain it?
ME: Sir, I dont know.
P1: You should know AREMA, as you are in data analytics.
A couple of more stats questions. Answered them
P2: Anurag how many kind of akali dals are there.
ME: Sir i know of only Shiromani Akali Dal...(uske baare mein bhi kuchh zyada nahin pata tha..)
P2: How are nirankaris different from Khalsa Sikhs..
ME: believe in formless god, they look at god everywhere, touch each other's feet, etc..
P2: Tell me about maharaja of patiala (i studied at patiala).
ME: blah blah
P2: Capital of uttrakhand?
ME: Dehradun
then he asked me capitals of jharkhand and assam..answered both
P2: Which city in India has highest per capita income?
Me: Dont know sir
P1: Make a guess. At least tell us the state.
ME: Mumbai..(later found it was Chandigarh.. capital of my home state...i dont deserve to be called a punjabi)
p1 looking at P2.. i am done..
ME: thinking... me too..
Thanks Anurag. Have a juice. We kept it for you as we made you wait for 3 hours. Me wishing good afternoon.. bye bye...
Came back to office. Was talking to one of teh colleagues. People commented that saara stats pe ho gaya. They will try and pin you down on your weak areas. One gentleman said,"Abe agar tujhe kuchh aata bhi hai, aur kitni hi detail mein aata hai...interviewer can take you to point beyond which you will not be able to answer". Then came the LEGEN......
wait for it....
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DARY...LEGENDARY dialogue..
Agar tu kamre mein enter hua aur interviewer ko teri shakal pasand aayi to he will ask you,"Bata, tere baap ka kya naam hai". Agar usse teri shakal pasand nahin aayi to puchega,"Bata, mere baap ka kya naam hai". One way or the other, he will get you.
I thought of GLADIATOR's famous dialogue,"Death smiles at us all. All a man can do is smile back".
Next stop IIMK....
7 comments:
sahi tha .. kafi mazedaar lag raha hai
Great Start Sir ji !....All d best for K !
Thanks man!!
First thing first, gupta ji, last wala dialogue awesome tha.....
I think you did well....
Best of luck for K.
Vaise, tujhe or koi banda nahi mila file organization check karvane ke liye.....
best of luck dude.....
kake bhatti, i had expert in the form of BHULLI. We made this strategy for folder organization together. I have doubts about bhulli's abilities.
WE will try new strategy next time
amazing yaar!! this is probably after long time I read anyone's blog and it seems u r just narrating yrself sitting in front!!! anywaz...nice interview (infact an interesting one!!)
all the best for journey ahead!! dnt go beyond A..hopefully its yr last stop :)
I too hope that A becomes the last stop. My destination..
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